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Hisham

Hisham. A great friend will always be by your side no matter what. Sarcastic, can get on your you nerves whenever he wants. Loves movies and t.v shows, reads books from time to time.
Handsome very handsome. Bad at spelling
Friend #1: Hey is that Hisham?
Friend #2: Yeah he’s the best person ever
by Hisham just Hisham November 18, 2019
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hisham

A terrible wingman. Known to be good-looking but also known on the d-low as "Mr. Steal Yo Girl." Beware while around him because most people will get caught in "The Hisham Effect." It is the effect where Hisham only has to show his face to a girl and a couple of days later, they will be going out. Low key: he really enjoys comic books and superheroes. Also at times, he tends to be immature. BUT ALWAYS BEWARE: THE HISHAM EFFECT. HIDE YOUR WIFE, AND HIDE YO KIDS!
Girlfriend: Is that Hisham?
Boyfriend: Yeah he's chill
*girlfriend runs over to Hisham and begins making out*
by Hisham_21_Hraiche August 25, 2016
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Hisyam

He is so hisyam
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Hisami

Uplifting spirit or moment.

In Papiamento - it means litterally "to lift up"
"The party was boring until that hisami happened."
by MMMMMKaay February 4, 2010
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Hilamotherfuckinglarious

Adjective: Describing something so obscenely funny and bizare that any other word does not do it justice
Jane: I was riding him cowgirl and I couldnt hold it in anymore, So i shit all over his bed and came at the same time right afterwords he spazzed out and puke and shot his load inside me....Ill never look at our kid the same...

Steve: Holy shit, THATS HILAMOTHERFUCKINGLARIOUS
by Mr. Plunge March 17, 2010
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hilam

hump it or humping like a monkey; a form of dirty, hardcore sex
I was totally hilamming her last night
by ryan cummings May 29, 2005
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haslamed

to be attacked sexually by a girl with mono, without knowing she has mono till its too late.
dude i think i got haslamed last night this girl grapped my arm and pulled me into a bed room. Then her friend texted me this morning and told me she had mono last week.
by phoenixville-ian December 8, 2007
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