hippocrocapig

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.

My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.

by Caffy July 28, 2008

hipocrocapig

Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel

I must have been pissed last night i ended up with a real hipocrocapig

by Gaz September 3, 2003

hippocrocodogopig

Hideously ugly person, someone who looks like a cross between a hippo, a crocodile a dog and a pig

Dave's new girl is a right hippocrocodogopig

by Rebecca January 24, 2005

Hippacrocapig

A munter who is so minging that she makes a bushpig look attractive. Usually is very smelly, with wild unkempt hair and toejam.

A cross between a hippo, crocodile and a pig.

Bob: Look at that old trout, she is such a Hippacrocapig, they wouldn't even let her into the circus. She fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

George: Ah, but she has a kind face.

Bob: Yeah, the kind that's been hit with a shovel!

by Stavica June 8, 2004

Hippacrocapig

Cross polination of an extremely ugly person. Coming from hippopotamus crocodile and pig being three of the most ugly animals around

Mo Mowlem or Syd James

by Rupe Sutton August 25, 2004

hippocrocopigs

Hippocrocpigs means anybody male/female thats ugly, wrong, minging.... Chris Moyles on Radio one uses it a lot

I'm not going to that club again as its full of HIPPOCROCOPIGS

by Chris Armitage September 26, 2006

hippocrocodillapig

An extremely ugly girl!!!!! looks like she is crossed between several well known zoo animals.

man1..look at that bird , she is sooooo ugly!

man2.. yeah, i know shes a real hippocrocodillapig!!!!

by redmary August 8, 2006