Hilding

Hilding is a fat unlikable guy who sucks massive black dicks. He simps for everyone and has sex with the teachers for better grades. He looks like nikocado avokado. Hilding has zero friends.

Look at that fat nikocado avocado looking guy that must be Hilding.

by mrinatehiggers November 28, 2022

hilding

A guy who looks like nikocado avocado. He gets zero bitches even though he simps all the time. He is unlikable, retarded and fat. He has zero friends and has sex with the teachers for better grades.

Look at the fat retarded guy over there must be Hilding

by mrinatehiggers November 28, 2022

Hilding

Very big dicked fellow.

That is a huge dick

His name must be Hilding

by JIHYFGHJKGYIF January 31, 2023

Hilfingered

Describing the act of being fucked over in a computer science course. Originated from UC Berkeley's professor's name.

A: Man, this project is taking so long to do
B: We're being Hilfingered

A: Want to hang out tonight with the crew?
B: Nah, man I'm getting Hilfingered tomorrow for my 61B exam

by Ddyradish September 2, 2020

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot

On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!

Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"

by illgamer97 March 31, 2013

King Hilling

When you and your squad are having a drinking session for an extended period of time and you remain in the same position without having to move. Term is coined from the opening credits of the cartoon King of the Hill

Me and the boys were so well parked last night we ended up King Hilling for 3 or 4 hours

by A King Hiller July 12, 2016

Boner Hiding Apparatus

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.

"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."

by Guyp3 January 24, 2013