A golden beverage, triple brewed by the gods themselves. Miller likes to take credit for this elixir of life, but we'll let it slide since they sell it for an astonishing $11.29 a case. If anyone ever tries to trick you into buying natty light, slap them and tell them, "No! MHL is way cheaper and has a high alcohol percentage, bitch!" Glass bottles of Miller High Life is astronomically better than canned Miller high Life. The first sip usually taste like blood and nickels but its okay because the rest are awesome.

We should get Miller High Life. That idea just made me so hard.

Miller High Life by PopNasty February 28, 2011

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What god intended us to drink simple as that bitches. miller for life son.

miller high life, its not light and it doesnt taste like moose piss. enough said. its miller high life love it or die.

Miller High Life by drunkasfuck January 6, 2008

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Miller High Life

The best beer ever made. Produced by Miller Brewing Company; Milwaukee, WI. The Champagne of Beers!

Get that Budweiser out of here and give me a Miller High Life.

Miller High Life by Jmagnus November 1, 2007

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Quite frankly, the best damned beer ever produced. The drink of champions. Nick named "The Champagne of Beers", and it truly is.

Burt: "yo, you gonna hit up Shooty's Super Bowl party?"
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."

Miller High Life by ric_IH December 16, 2007

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