Lesbian High Heels

A fine pair of Birkenstocks. That’s the original Birkenstock! Made in Germany since 1774 No smoke. No mirrors. No gizmos. You walk, the shoe molds to your foot. You feel good. We feel good. That’s the deal.

Imagene looks fantastic and comfortable in her lesbian high heels.

by hubie May 26, 2015

tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

Hanging Up the High Heels

When a homosexual male finds out that he’s actually a straight male - attracted to women, after a lifetime of being with men.

1: Hey, I heard you slept with Kaitlyn last night...what gives?
2: I don’t know what came over me, I found her irresistible..I couldn’t help myself.
1: How was she compared to your boyfriend?
2: I..I think I really liked it... I think I might be hanging up the high heels...
1: Well, don’t forget the closet is always here, ready to welcome you back anytime.

by High heels November 11, 2018

Midget in high heels

When someone is batting poorly in a game of cricket.

''Did you see Neil bat, he was like a midget in high heels!''

by borrie August 24, 2011

Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.

Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024

Heels High in the air Harris

Laying on your back and doing whom ever it takes to get to the top.

Heels High in the air Harris banged her way up the ladder.

by Jobesd April 6, 2021

High Heel

noun

High-heeled footwear (often abbreviated as high heels) is footwear which raise the heel of the wearer's foot significantly higher than the toes. When both the heel and the toes are raised equal amounts, as in a platform shoe, it is not considered to be a "high-heel". High heels tend to give the illusion of longer and more slender legs. High-heels come in a wide variety of styles, and the heels are found in many different shapes, including stiletto, pump, block, tapered, blade, and wedge.

Babe, put on some high heels and give me a lap dance

by jibrishh October 27, 2008