Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(1) method of dismissal
(2) A game that 90% of republicans and 85% of democrats need to go play

(1) You are talking too much, why don't you go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(2) We would all be better off if politicians, idiot talking heads, and the idiots who worship them would go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself while the rest of us try to work things outs

by Matt August 8, 2003

hide and go fuck yourself

a game, except it's not really a game, it's only used as an insult.

Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

Hide and Go Poop

Hide and go poop, or poop and seek is a game played in an office environment or anywhere like it (at a school or any public area with public restrooms). when you sit down or are about to drop a duece you must send a text to another player to signal the start of the game. the player that recieved the text now has to run from bathroom to bathroom looking under the stalls to find you. if they find you, they get a wet papertowel and hit u with it. if they successfully hit you with the wet paper towel that counts as a steal and they get five points. if you can complete the poop, wipe, flush it down, and have your pants up before they find you then it is five or seven points depending on if you sent the text before or as you sat down (five for as you sit or seven for before you sit).

Do you want to play hide and go poop?

by Daniel aka Captain Quick Shit April 15, 2008

hide and go fap

A party game where participants hide and try to finish masturbating without getting caught by the seeker. If caught, you have to eat your jizz when finished.

Yo dude, have you played hide and go fap?
Ya, I ate my own jizz.

by Dan's Vans September 2, 2016

Hide and go get it

A “game” of Hide and seek used by younger boys to seduce girls

If you girls don’t play hide and go get it your lame

by Realassfuckkk December 16, 2020

Hide And Go Queef

A game played by women. Escaping a social situation, due to expelling gas from the vagina. A game couples play, she hides and queefs and he looks aimlessly to find her.

She was an expert at {hide and go queef}.
He was a {hide and go queef} victim.
The dog got blamed for a bad {hide and go queef} game.

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta September 26, 2012

Hide and go get some

A simple game of Hide and Go seek with a goal to find the opposite sex and have your way with them.

Those FINE ass sloresover there wanna go play a game of hide and go get some.

by Musiah August 17, 2006