When, in a moment of weakness, mother nature calls in a vulgar, disgusting, but creative way.
A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
A hibernating hippo is when someone takes the lid off the toilet cistern and does "number two's", before replacing the lid, leaving the surprise for someone else to find
Hibernating hippo's have been known to go unsighted for days on end, but their smell attracts the interest of many creatures such as flies and small children.
"There's an awful smell in this loo but the toliet seems to be flushed."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
"Maybe someone dropped a hibernating hippo - check the cistern."
by The H-Train July 1, 2009
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In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
In this scenario, one packs the bloody polar bear under a significant amount of snow. Come springtime, the snow will reveal a perfect bloody polar bear fresh and ready for use.
Michelle: Ashley you won't believe what i just found in the yard!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
Ashley: Oh my god Michelle whatever could it be?
Michelle: The Bloody Polar Bear I buried in December!
Ashley: Say it isn't so! The infamous hibernating bloody polar bear!
by The Arctic Polar February 22, 2011
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"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"
"Hey Waverly, I heard the rain was going to be torrential this weekend? How would you feel about hibernating at my place? ;)"
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An act involving someone who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl that they are interested in.
An act involving someone who neglects and/or ignores all of their friends when they are texting a boy/girl that they are interested in.
by anonymous July 25, 2017
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(verb) the act of going to the Hibernia Irish Pub in New Bedford, MA on Sundays in order to hear the live Irish music from 4ish-7ish pm.
(verb) the act of going to the Hibernia Irish Pub in New Bedford, MA on Sundays in order to hear the live Irish music from 4ish-7ish pm.
Person 1: "Hey, are we hiberniating tomorrow?"
Person 2: "Yes. Of course we're Hiberniating tomorrow! It's SUNDAY!"
Person 2: "Yes. Of course we're Hiberniating tomorrow! It's SUNDAY!"
by 1sideofnamprsnd October 3, 2009
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