Heywood Jablomee 

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

Heywood Jablomee by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

Heywod Jablome 

funny name made to sound like Hey Would Ya Blow Me

Heywod Jablome please

Heywod Jablome by matt kuhar April 21, 2010

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.

Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*

Haywood Jablomi by J-Smoove June 18, 2006

haywood jabloeme 

hey would you blow me

.hey would you blow me

haywood jabloeme by ?? January 17, 2005

Haywood Jablowme 

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.

Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.

Haywood Jablowme by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023