Heterocontextual

A person, ususally a guy, who identifies himself as "straight," who, IN THE RIGHT CONTEXT (usually quick & easy access to a willing partner), will eagerly engage in sexual activity with a person of the same sex.

For a guy who calls himself "straight,"Victor gives damn good head. He's a hetero all right; a horney heterocontextual; he'll do whomever's there in order to get his nutt.

by JimTimH. December 10, 2010

Hetricking

A sexual act where two people cover themselves with marshmallow creme and then squeeze themselves into a male girdle, in the 69 position. In the girdle, a large framed woman sits in a chair next to them, rubbing her swollen clubbed foot in and out of the marshmallowed butt cracks.

It's hard to find Hetricking videos online.

by Wilted spinach September 20, 2012

Heteroceraphagi

A person who collects moths and then eats them. Could also refer to any other moth eating creature, but sounds cooler when used as a descripto-derogatory term.

Hassan: Hey, look at this beautiful moth that landed in front of my door.
Abeer: Omg Omg, dude, I collect moths. Can you give this to me?
Idris: Hassan, don't give it to her, she's a heteroceraphagi

by IdricoBanderas November 26, 2013

Heterocredible

Convincingly straight. Quality that renders an ambiguous item clearly "not gay."

"I just think a button-down is a little more heterocredible than that tanktop."

"The role is a romantic lead; I don't know if that actor is really heterocredible."

"I have to figure out some heterocredible way to package the barware I bought my groomsmen."

by Bensma August 1, 2008

heterochromia iridum

a person with two different eye colours

ooh look that person has heterochromia iridum

by amkww May 4, 2019

heterocide

The purposeful killing of a living thing other than a human. ex. a dog, tree, ant, etc.

OMG! That guy toatolly midered that man-frog. HE gpt PWNED!!!! BOOOOOSH! Taht was heterocide!

by William Regal March 13, 2007

the hetrick

The act of taking a shit on your hand and rubbing it in your balls and putting your balls on your friends controller as he is playing cod 4 because he blows dick at the game

alex: hey jordan i am gonna do the hetrick to brenden.
jordan: hahaha that would be funny i think he would like it.
alex yeah i bet he would.

by jordaniscool April 30, 2008