Henao

The most interesting person you'll ever meet. He is very good looking and amazingly talented. Henao is generally awesome at everything you can never beat him. He is just too good. He is a sex god sent down to earth to releive women of their sexual urges and pleasures.

Damn, I would love to have henao all to myself, he is so sexy.

by micknnnom August 14, 2017

jebaited peace ima headout

These words are used by a certain ongoing organization called the Jebaited squad. This clan is spread all around the world with different sectors around the world, the words "jebaited peace ima headout" is used by them to say "bye". It's their symbol, they will leave before you can question was they just said. Beware...

Teacher: Alright class you can leave the call
Jebaited user: jebaited peace ima headout
*leaves call*
Teacher: what was that? Hello? Hello!!?!?!

by Phineas#1366 December 6, 2020

Thomas Headon

The king who vibes so hard the whole room shakes

"whoa, Thomas headon vibes so hard"

by softieheadon on insta June 29, 2020

HeadOn

A product sold by a company which is based on the belief that the key to successful television-based advertisement is annoying the viewer to point of significant resentment and disgust. Their commercials also have the shittiest graphics that have ever been shown on television.

(from one of their more recent commercials)

Fat Nasty Beaner Woman With Dirty Hair - "HeadOn. HeadOn! HeadOn!! You're commercials are annoying, but I LOVE your product!"

Corny-Sounding Soccer-Mom Lady - "HeadOn is now available without a prescription"

by Jeph tha 5'9/ssj4vegeta January 8, 2008

Hendoo

noun 1. A piece of peculiarly oleaginous canine excrement of an adhesive disposition that is trodden on whilst unwittingly walking in the public places that is not noticed until it is transferred to the cuffs of your trousers and then enmeshes itself in the tread of your shoe such that after the offending event itself you have an awful realisation that a foul stench accompanies you wherever you go and is removed, with great difficulty, by a stick aided by jets of water under great pressure which, of course, causes all of your trousers to become inundated.

2. Any similarly unpleasant event akin to getting dog shit on your shoe.

3. Any really stupid person who thinks they are a great entrepreneur who has dangerous economic fantasies who causes bankers and other lenders to willing suspend their disbelief leading to the loss of a shit load of other people’s money.

I got caught by a hendoo today. Shit!
Noting the common connection – shit, a general purpose word for use whenever you see a loser coming onto the horizon.

by Rrr June 8, 2013

headon

As stated by Jimmy Kimmel, a commercial that actually makes you buy the product because the commercial actually gives you a headache itself.

HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
(Repeat until infinity.)

by D-Miles September 30, 2006

paul hendo

shy rabbit/pigeon who only appears when searching for rare pumpkin seed.

HAW HAW the crys of paul hendo searching for the rare pumpkin seed in the night.

by jack borlando November 4, 2011