helmet hang

Helmet hang is when the male genitalia is displayed and is considered unsightly and grotesque. A guy with to much helmet hang will find it almost impossible to get laid.

Girl 1:- what's that new guy like that your dating?

Girl 2:- he's cute but he has really bad helmet hang!

by T.M.I November 10, 2014

sex helmet

A helmet worn by your lady, similar to a grid-iron helmet, purely to protect the woman from being knocked unconscious during vigorous sex in which her head may come into contact with a wall/bedhead

Damn baby, Imma give it to you tonight, best put on you sex helmet

by Markolovesdarkhole April 19, 2015

Nordick Helmet

An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

knight's helmet

When you rest your balls on someone's forehead, then run your shaft down the middle of their face.

Cindy was feeling vulnerable and requested the protection of the knight's helmet from Mark.

by Can you WooWooWoo?! May 8, 2022

Helmet Smashing

The act of two circumcised males banging their penises together tip to tip

Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.

by theHamSlice June 2, 2010

army helmet

When your just a tip and dont have a penis just a tip.

Gary pulled down his pants after swimming and everyone saw his army helmet and laughed at him.

by HazenCory January 11, 2008

Glazed Helmet

When dragging your cock out of a chick you've been long-dickin for an hour your cock/helmet is power smudged with pussy cum. Your dome-piece looks like a "glazed helmet."

Man, I was bare backin the shit out of this hose hound and couldn't cum. I finally pulled out my glazed helmet and said sorry, I can't cum, where's your shower, I have to rinse off this glazed helmet!

by RZdonks December 29, 2009