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Get the Hedgecock mug.Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwuakus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the Hedgecock will suddenly extend it's unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Fantastic" "Marvellous".
"Good grief! A lesser spotted Hedgecock the first sighting around here since Uncle Wilf was but a whelp!"
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Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwaukus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it's unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Marvellous" "Fantastic".
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it's unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Marvellous" "Fantastic".
"Excellent a lesser spotted Hedgecock we've not seen one of those around here since my Uncle Wilf was but a whelp"
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E.g.: "Ukraine is what happens when neo-fascist-capitalism collides with the failures of socialist democracy and Cold War mentalities."
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E.g.: "Mikel Arteta is a good manager. But is he a good manager for this team at this moment? 🤔"
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