Hearding

The act of shoving a square whiskey bottle inside your partners vagina while they are bent over backwards with your hand on their throat.

Amber enjoyed the pressure on her pelvic bone as he was hearding her over the bar.

by Diablogrimme May 20, 2022

heard

another way of sayin seen

"yo blud.. manz went on major missionz 2dayy"
"ohhh hearddd.. u manz didnt call me!!"

by B3nninG August 21, 2007

Heard

You did not hear me, you heard me.

I have heard what you have been saying to me.

by doodxor July 21, 2003

hearded

You are "hearded" if you purchase a vehicle from a car dealer, then the dealer decides they don't like the deal and steals the car right out of your driveway.

My mom got a great deal on a 2003 Honda Accord, but then the dealer realized that someone else would pay $100 more for the same car, so my mom got hearded.

by Fred Flatston September 8, 2008

Heard

A piece of human feces left on a bed.

"She pinched a heard."

by Girlie420 April 24, 2022

Heard

heard is a very slutty type person who spreads obscene rumors cuz he/she has no life and wants more than anything to have a kid of his/her own so people beleive that someone acctually have sex with him/her, a heard also has fake boobs with stretch marks all over them, and most of the time a heard will have a huge nose.But there is always hope for a heard.

"dont be such a heard"

by helptheworld70 October 15, 2006

heard

some looser amish fuck with no tv or dishwawsher and he like just got a phone, some one with many nicknames ex: kenny, ned, and kyle

look at heard with no kewl shit

by damian the dark prince February 15, 2005