headphones

(n.) A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you.” device.

We talked to him early this morning, but he's got his headphones on.

by tuff stuff December 14, 2015

Headphone Hair

When you've been wearing over-the-head headphones on big hair, like an afro, for some time, part of your hair becomes much lower than the rest. Now you've got headphone hair and may or may not look weird.

After wearing my headphones in my sleep, I woke up with the worst case of Headphone Hair.

by immortalus June 2, 2010

headphones

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.

" My headphones broke."

by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016

headchange

1) The soothing euphoria that washes over one
just after they take a gnarly bongfull of some
sticky icky West Coast chronic endo bud.

2) An enlightenment attained by a new understanding or epiphany.

3) The namesake of Headchange Records - Long Beach Ca based
record label, recording studio and website specializing
in Long beach music, punk rock optics and hats.

Origin: As a quality check of questionable weed, heard on
National People's Gang national tour circa 1988, somewhere near Washington DC (see example).

2 Tone, "Is that herb getting you high?"
Professor, "Yeah, I think I got a headchange".

by Elder D July 21, 2007

headphone fairies

The Reason Why Your Headphones Randomly Become Tangled Up In Your Pocket

Damn, The Headphone Fairies Have Been In My Pocket Again !

by Sophie..x :) April 28, 2009

Headphone Syndrome

When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.

Mike: Hey man how's it going?
Joe:I'M FINE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!!!?
Mike: Whoh man, watch it you're suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome

by Black Majik September 27, 2005

Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.

I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"

by WestCoastLisa June 27, 2006