hayness

to be uncool. If something is Hayness, it is unwanted.

"hey my car fell apart, it is so hayness"

by Raw B July 29, 2008

hayes

One who is male, but can show to be very fruity in the booty.

Instead of using the term bunny, you can say "oh my gosh you are so hayes"

by Freak Nasty in the ass&karisma June 28, 2008

Hayes

A girl with one tit or one tit bigger than the other

I was gonna fuck this girl in Huntsville Alabama once but she was a hayes.

by David November 9, 2006

Hayes

hayes is a super cool dude and he has a huge cock. if you see hayes you will cum everywhere.

yo have you seen Hayes? ya he nutted in my mom

by donttalktomeeee October 26, 2022

Hayes

Pulling a hayes is getting stuck up a hill during icy conditions, thus sliding backwards and crashing

During our wrestling trip, our coach pulled a hayes and we all prayed

by Andrew and joel February 27, 2009

Hayes

A photograph lacking in apparent artistic merit, more than likely copied from someone else's work. Usually these photos are badly lit and badly photoshopped and will always include a partially dressed female.

1st Person "Look at that photograph on Facebook it looks like a Hayes"

2nd Person "yeah its a total piece of shit"

by BorisYeltsin September 24, 2011

Hayes

A Hayes is a slim thicc sister that you always want to hang out with! She has great taste in music and is in love with Grayson Dolan. She loves memes and enjoys playing roblox. She is always loyal to her friends and family, and has a hilarious personality. If you’re ever uncomfortable, look for a Hayes to help you out!

Wow, ur thicc, you must be a Hayes!

by kitten005 March 3, 2019