The Hawthorn Football Club is an AFL team comprising of 22 players, 1 coach and a president. They love nothing more than winning games and celebrating by giving each other wristy's in the change rooms. Thier spectators are also adept in arrogant celebration. Often you can see them at the MCG giving themselves wristy's when buddy kicks a goal or when Jeff wears his gold and brown coat. Despite thier overshowing of love towards themselves and eachother, they did claw back remnants of credibility by trading Cambell Brown.
The Hawthorn Football Club has won again. The last time I saw this many wristy's was when I attended the Dissociatives concert.
by Jeff Kennet June 24, 2011
Get the Hawthornmug. blue collar white people
hamlet consisting of construction workers, cops, and firemen
pretty boring place, not much to do, rows of hoses and small buildings, and many many guidos
only good place to go is white plains a mile away for malls
hamlet consisting of construction workers, cops, and firemen
pretty boring place, not much to do, rows of hoses and small buildings, and many many guidos
only good place to go is white plains a mile away for malls
by keow March 3, 2008
Get the hawthorne mug. No one knows the orgin of this reclusive super-hero. Her super-power is an elevated form of dyslexia which she uses to solve crimes and root out evil.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.
Her faithful sidekick The Spack assists her as well as he is able despite being severly mentally retarded. His only solice is an incredible talent for playing the great highland bagpipes.
The Hawthornator's fatal weakness is an aversion to playing pool and a hatred of all things pool related.
The Hawthornator's arch-nemesis is her brother Buzz. A rapist by proffesion spending his nights prowling the street of Glenelg.
She is also cursed with the sheep-rapist and World of Warcraft addict Eachann as a brother.
by The Ginger Piper December 4, 2010
Get the The Hawthornatormug. by slow decay July 11, 2006
Get the hawthornmug. Hawthorne NY- working or middle class hamlet in westchester ny. next to valhalla, thornwood, white plains, elmsford, sleepy hollow, and pleasantville. mainly white trash kids and some hispanic kids. rivals with pleasantville and valhalla.
I live in hawthorne.
by Mike003 July 10, 2007
Get the hawthornemug. This is an AFL team that always gets free kicks, even if they aren't even playing. They are rebuilding right now and even if someone reads this 20 years into the future, they would still be rebuilding because they are so shit at it
How bad is Hawthorn
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