Definitions by GrozStinkbait

Hawthorne 

A stubborn and forsaken strand of hair of unknown origin. Can vary in length, color, and coil. Typically found in areas such as bathtubs or pool decks.

Ewww, look at that unsightly hawthorne on the way to the waterslide. Step around! Step around!

Hawthorne by GrozStinkbait February 11, 2023