Have a good day

seriously are you fucking joking right now? you really search for "have a good day"??
if your enemy say this to you, they probably hope you die in a car crash.
synonym: have a good one, have a good night..etc,..

me: why did this odd bitch tell me to "have a good day"?

by ɹǝʇsᴉs ǝlqɐɹopɐ ɹnoʎ ɐuuɐ January 1, 2019

Have a good one

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.

VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir

by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011

Have a good one

Means enjoy your next joint, or canabis session. But also incognito as it can be used for, have a good day, or anything else.

"I don't have time to smoke, but have a good one."

"Bye, have a good one."

by Shadowdragon 42 January 8, 2017

have a good night folks

means go fuck yourself on an internal work email~AH

This is where I bow out. I’m happy to offer help but it sounds like someone else might be a better liaison.

Have a good night folks.

by Have a nice night folks August 14, 2014

Have a good nap, Mr. President?

A remark heard frequently in da White House during da Reagan years.

Ron Headrest couldn't really serve very effectively as commander-in-chief if about da only interaction wif other humans was to reply to da question, "Have a good nap, Mr. President?" As da "Satire From The Capitol Steps" song quipped, "But what good's a president... oh, what good's a president... yea, what good's a president --- if all he does is sleep? Duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum-duh-dom-duh-dum --- dum --- DUHMMM!"

by QuacksO January 28, 2023

have a good summer

a very polite way of saying "fuck you"

yeah have a good summer, buddy

by skullymundo October 23, 2023

have a good one

Something said when the person is not interested in speaking to you any longer. Often accompanied by disinterested body language

DoorDasher: thank you
Employee: have a good one

by AltBoy May 21, 2024