A term for Escape from Tarkov players that don't bring any gear in to a raid, playing the game with no risk and reaping all the rewards. The term arose from these players wielding only a tomahawk, a weapon not lost upon death. Usually fast little fuckers that sprint to high loot areas like Kiba or key spawns, robbing players with big dick energy of valuable loot. They communicate in wiggles and expect not to be shot at. They sure do make great target practice though!
Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.
Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.
"I see players! Running right, towards dorms!"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."
"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."
"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."
"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."
"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"
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A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot.
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See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
by T. J. October 30, 2003
Get the hatchet wound mug.The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.
By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.
by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010
Get the ass hatchet mug.A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.
Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching
by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021
Get the Alabama Turtle Hatching mug.Thirsty for hot cock, one of Roscoe's favorite pastimes is to patrol the orrin hatch at the rest stop outside Provo.
by DragonDoback June 24, 2009
Get the orrin hatch mug.Hachem is usually a tall well built semite, he is the incarnation of the Targaryen Stell : Sharp, strong and very rare.
He will stand up for the people and causes he believes in and never let anyone down.
His strong personnality makes him attractive and he usually feels comfortable being the center of interest.
If you ever meet a Hachem, it will definitely change your life.
He will stand up for the people and causes he believes in and never let anyone down.
His strong personnality makes him attractive and he usually feels comfortable being the center of interest.
If you ever meet a Hachem, it will definitely change your life.
Hachem's friend 1 : This situation is really difficult, only Hachem could solve it
Hachem's friend 2 : Everyone needs a Hachem, we need more Hachems
Hachem's friend 2 : Everyone needs a Hachem, we need more Hachems
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