The state marked by firm turgid form and erect position of a previously flaccid bodily part containing cavernous tissue when that tissue becomes dilated with blood, or taking a blinding root that makes your eyes go wonky over your primary seven teacher, who isn't even that good looking but fills the given criteria of an 11 yr old boy, that being she has tits of some description.
by Fererro Rocher July 6, 2006
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by jHo loves Scooters February 28, 2007
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A person, usually male, that is always talking about sex. He is always talking about ass that he does not get, but wants you to think he does.
Jimmy: hey Jason, did you go home with that girl last night?
Jason(Hardleg): Man, you know i did. We screwed all night. she couldn't get enough of me.
Jason(Hardleg): Man, you know i did. We screwed all night. she couldn't get enough of me.
by gofishgo December 15, 2006
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When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017
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