harbaughs

n. - any cheap, ill-fitting pants, usually pleated, like those infamously worn by San Francisco 49er head coach Jim Harbaugh.

"Bro, why you wearin those Harbaughs - didja lose a bet?"

by starvinmarvinpb January 28, 2014

Jim Harbaugh

Michigan Football head coach known for being 0-5 vs Ohio State, 3-3 vs Michigan State, 11-16 vs ranked teams, 2-12 vs top 10 teams, 1-12 as an underdog, and 0 Big Ten Championships.

Mel Tucker owns Jim Harbaugh

by bronsthegoat October 3, 2021

Jim Harbaugh

Football coach for that team up north. Not even the best coach in his family and can't beat The Ohio State University and whines about it. Had success in the NFL but his brother drove him out and sent him back to college. Uses celebrities to draw attention to his team but it results in "Crying Jordan" memes most of the time.

Mom, the kids at school took my lunch money and made me feel like Jim Harbaugh!

by GoBucks72 December 19, 2016

Harbaugh

1) To boldly lie in the face of facts

2) To believe that the entire world is diabolical and against you

Joe tried to Harbaugh his way out of work but his boss wasn't buying it.

Max smoked so much weed he started Harbaughing

by JROCK77 June 27, 2012

Harbaugh

A man that has yet to beat Ohio State. Harbaugh is so fixated on beating Ohio State that he wears Woody Hayes' styled glasses even though he doesn't have any eyes issues.

Harbaugh gets paid $8 million a year to get run over by Michigan's rivals.

by Sir Memelot September 16, 2018

Harbaughnation

An unofficial "club", whose members are believers that Jim Harbaugh will bring new life to the Michigan football program. This "club" was unofficially created after Jim Harbaugh signed a 7 year, $5.7 million dollar contract with the Wolverines on December 30, 2014. The radical members of this "club" call Harbaugh, "The Messiah". Whether or not you believe that Harbaugh will give the Wolverines new life, this club has definitely given Michigan Wolverine fans something to be exited about.

"That guy is wearing a Michigan Wolverines shirt, I wonder if he is a member of Harbaughnation"

by SirPadam April 7, 2015

Harbaugh harassment

The relentless pursuit of a talented person you want to play for your team, work for your company or work for you directly. You doggedly hound the person and are willing to do whatever it takes to prove your interest in them. Jim Harbaugh, coach, college football, recruiting, recruiting trail, driven, fanatic, passionate, hungry, Michigan, Wolverines, Michigan Wolverines, crazy, fan, NCAA football, NCAA, Big Ten, Big 10, Big Ten Football, Big 10 Football

I've been suffering from Harbaugh harassment from this football coach for 3 months. He calls me every day, texts me on the weekend and is willing to come and mow my lawn. I might just have to pick his school after all of this attention.

by joecoolthefool May 2, 2016