Harbaugh Handshake

Shooting your load in both hands, followed by shaking your partner's hand while slapping them on the back.

"Had to wash my hands with the quickness after I Harbaugh Handshaked that chick last night."

by Friends Of Danger October 20, 2011

harbaugh moment

Having a moment in which you celebrate for an exciting win, moment, feeling, etc. that you may have at any moment and you rub someone the wrong way during the celebration.

I had a harbaugh moment when I got two snacks at the vending machine when I payed for one. Then Jerry got pissed because I didn't give him my extra skittles.

by whatsapseudonym21 November 28, 2011

Jim Harbaugh

Michigan Football head coach known for being 0-5 vs Ohio State, 3-3 vs Michigan State, 11-16 vs ranked teams, 2-12 vs top 10 teams, 1-12 as an underdog, and 0 Big Ten Championships.

Mel Tucker owns Jim Harbaugh

by bronsthegoat October 3, 2021

Jim Harbaugh

Football coach for that team up north. Not even the best coach in his family and can't beat The Ohio State University and whines about it. Had success in the NFL but his brother drove him out and sent him back to college. Uses celebrities to draw attention to his team but it results in "Crying Jordan" memes most of the time.

Mom, the kids at school took my lunch money and made me feel like Jim Harbaugh!

by GoBucks72 December 19, 2016

The Harbaugh

Two people having sex while wearing khaki pants and poking your privates through them.

Last night we did the Harbaugh on each other

by Dark22Wolf December 4, 2021

Chloe Harbaugh

Gave head to cole caufield

“ yo chloe harbaugh gave head to cole.”

“We know bro”

by Cole Caufield January 1, 2022

Jim Harbaugh

Head coach of the Michigan Wolverines, and the 2023 College Football National Champion. Outright.

After so many years of Michigan football agony, Jim Harbaugh finally led Michigan to their first national title since 1997.

by UIDR2 June 13, 2024