1) A gathering/celebration of why our not special or no one cares 2) Everyone/everything has a date of creation, hence the birth day. 3) Just another bullshit holiday for the already barely-getting-by-on-my-shitty-pay-month-to-month pay checks so to become pressured to celebrate the many and continue to make those in power richer (why they sleep) and you go back home to your programmed existence.
Ex. 1) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
Ex. 3) Friend A: "It's my birthday today!"
Friend B : "Hey, Happy Birthday!"
by Punktileus1 September 10, 2011
Get the Happy Birthdaymug. The act of performing a celebratory ejaculation on to your partners chest , followed by a quick reversal to release a confetti filled fart on your partners now cum filled chest.
Man Billy surprised me with one hell of a Happy Birthday last night, I am still wiping confetti of my tits.
by Peeonus Virgins October 12, 2013
Get the Happy Birthdaymug. Having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is giving birth. This could or could not result in possible intercourse with the new born. It must take place after the woman's water has broken and should be celebrated as the first birthday present the baby receives.
"Dude, whats wrong with your baby's face?"
"Oh, after the Happy Birthday I gave her, her mouth might be a little off."
"The baptism was okay but I felt awkward being the godfather and the one to give her and her son a Happy Birthday."
"Oh, after the Happy Birthday I gave her, her mouth might be a little off."
"The baptism was okay but I felt awkward being the godfather and the one to give her and her son a Happy Birthday."
by jfacefive August 23, 2011
Get the Happy Birthdaymug. When you wake up to your partner performing oral sex on you and you wake up as excited as Frosty the Snowman and exclaim immediately “HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
by Notmynamehere July 30, 2023
Get the Happy Birthdaymug. by Clark Buck January 22, 2008
Get the happy birthdaymug. When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.
Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!
by Me. October 10, 2004
Get the happy birthdaymug. Happy birthday
Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)
You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”
Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)
You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”
by Sarahxx__ October 26, 2018
Get the Happy birthdaymug.