Hansel

A Hansel is a boy who usually likes to dry his ass cracks near the AC. Usually dances to stupid music once in a while. Likes to eat anything. Fairly healthy closeup. A retard on this earth

Boy 1: yo what is he doing?!
Boy 2: u know the usual, he is a Hansel after all

by Nutty nut butt November 18, 2019

Hansel

(verb) To Eat ice cream (preferably chocolate) and watch romantic comedies, soap operas, talk shows, or any other show of the sort, While being depressed and thinking of how nobody likes you.

Hey dude i pulled a Hansel yesterday because my guitar was stolen by a ninja disguised as a lawn gnome.

by Hansel Duarte November 9, 2007

Hansel

When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail

CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.

by Rbrum March 26, 2018

hanseled

When an individual makes a statement and a nearby person remarks "cool story Hansel" sarcastically, the person making the first statement has been hanseled.

One who is hanseled normally has feelings of unimportance or social awkwardness.

Denise: Oh my gosh, i have to write an entire paper by Monday and I have to buy some makeup!

Thomas: Cool story hansel.

Cindy: Hahahaha you just got hanseled Denise!

by sweetfingers May 4, 2010

hansel

also known as to "handle"(hansel)

Can you hansel it?

by Hansizzle May 5, 2009

Hansel and Gretel

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

by tenesmus November 23, 2017

Pull a Hansel

To go out and run up a tab, and mysteriously misplace/lose your wallet and make a friend cover your bill with promises of future payment

Friend 1."Hey the bill just arrived where did Jimmy go?"
Friend 2."Did He just pull a Hansel?"
Friend 1." He totally did!"

by DallasP From the 3 January 6, 2009