hansson

The act of shit talking a girl to your boys and then fucking her on the dl.

Wei Jin: Holy fuck look at how ugly that chick is....
(Wei Jin proceeds to hook up with said chick)
...Later:
Thomas: Wei Jin hasn't been home in 2 days now....
Kevin: ya, this guy's def been hanssoning... it's PISSING me off

by yinker November 30, 2019

Hanssplaining

When a superior human being certifies his dominant intelligence by explaining something complex in a simple matter, thereby implying that you are stupid if you do not recognize or understand said term.

Person 1: Surely you guys know about Fourier analysis?

Person 2: No I don't and I didn't ask, no need to be hanssplaining it.

by GMZook March 23, 2021

hanes paint

Term used to describe a wet fart.

I had to leave work this afternoon because I had a hanes paint incident.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

Henessy

A beautiful girl with dark eyes and dark hair. Can be shy at some times but once you get to know her she opens up. Incredibly smart but the best part about her is her personality. Her cheesy jokes can always make you laugh no matter what. Always cherish a Henessy because she's one of a kind.

"Henessy stop with your lame jokes!":)

by 1234happs September 7, 2019

henessy

A misspelling of Hennessy, a Cognac liquor somewhat recently popularized by Tupac Shakur and several other performers. As listed in urbanDictionary, evidence of the mentality of many consumers of said liquor.

"LOL **** this henessy crunk I poured got me royally ****ed up over here!!!"
"It's Hennessy, and Red Bull and Cognac don't mix, dip****."
"what the f*** your problem man? it all good"
"Not if you're making it out of my fridge."

by Alfred F. March 26, 2007

Harness In

To give over to the task or activity at hand, diving in full bore and getting severe with it. When you harness in to something it is your only focus and you are driven to completion with efficiency and clarity. Harnessing in can be applied to anything from creative endeavours to handy work, or even something boring like sweeping the rug. Drugs and alcohol can help to eliminate mental barriers that block the harness but are not necessary. Harnessing in is required for all works of greatness but can damage relationships and mental stability if one is always harnessed in. A so called genius walks a fine line between madness and harness. Make sure to rest your harness for maximum effect.

Kyle: Hey Fart Neck, are you coming over to make pea soup for my stupid family?
Fart Neck: You bet, just getting ready to harness in. Did you take you bone medication?
Kyle: Yeah I'm fit as a fiddle doing prep work, harnessed in AF buddy
Fart Neck: That's good

by Klendi May 6, 2019

The Harness

Sexual act in which you are fingering a girl (shes facing you) with one hand and finger banging her ass with your opposite hand (usually from behind). If you do this correctly you will have created a "harness".

Hot damn, I had that bitch in the Harness and she was moaning like a two dollar whore.

by Big Pimping January 12, 2008