handball

Australian colloquial use, meaning to unilaterally give responsibility for a problem to someone else. Comes from Australian Football, where the "handball" is the fastest legitimate way to dispose the football. The receiving player gets no protection if they receive a handball, they are subject to immediate tackle. Often when players are about to be tackled they desperately handball to a teammate, solving their immediate problem but often putting the receiving player in the same difficulty. Where the receiver is put in physical danger, it is a "hospital handball". Also known as the "hand pass".

Ian didn't want to deal with the difficult project, so he handballed it to me.

by timattrn November 7, 2017

handballing

The art of stuffing your hand and arm into your parteners anus.

similar to fistballing

Note: sitting may cause discomfort after fistballing

Using the powerfull techniques of handballing Bill gently stuffed his fist and arm into Al's secret anal space.

by skin May 20, 2004

handpalm

A handpalm is a scenario where a normally-competitive situation has become so unbalanced that one side dominates all of the others and exercises an overwhelming degree of control. It metaphorically refers to the dominant player holding all the rest of the players "in the palm of the hand", meaning it can crush them and end the contest at any point. At this point, any actual competition purely symbolic - the contest continues solely at the desire of the dominant player.

A situation like this can arise in a simple game such as checkers or chess, or it can apply to more complex scenarios like economic competition, academic mastery of a given field, or military might.

Note that merely being the strongest player is not enough for a handpalm scenario. The scenario must become so lopsided that no action by any of the opposing elements can possibly break the victor's dominant position, short of intentional self-handicap or monumentally inept play.

Ex 1:

HMB: "I played chess against my girlfriend last night. It was brutal. She started with a handicap of one Bishop, one Knight, and one Rook and she STILL managed to corner me with two Queens and a Rook. She then spent ten moves of her stalemate count just taunting me with them to make her point."

HDT: "Wow. I've never seen a handpalm of that magnitude. Rusty?"

HMB: "You're telling me. I played a game of chess against myself the other day and somehow managed to lose."

Ex 2:

HMB: "My girlfriend inflicted the most intense handpalm last night. I'm still staggering from the blow."

DTM (who doesn't understand the term): "NIIICE! High five?"

HMB: "...no. No, I think not..."

by HMB February 6, 2010

african handball

The sport otherwise known as Basketball, Blacksketball, Niggerball, etc.

Yo, we gon' play some african handball. You down?

by Schwarzkrieg April 2, 2005

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by yraoifrir July 24, 2020

Slovakian Handball

The sexual act of tying a man’s balls in a string and repeatedly being slapped back and forth between a partners hands.

Steven was blue after we performed the Slovakian Handball last night.

by Hello(xx)? June 1, 2021

Nigger Handball

Nigger Handball, commonly known as Basketball (please see NBA ) is a team sport in which two teams of five active players each try to score points against one another by propelling a ball through a 10 feet (3 m) high hoop (the goal) under organized rules.

EX 1. Wife: Bob what is that you are watching on TV?
Bob: Oh nothing honey, just some Nigger Handball .

by skiddeeznutz January 27, 2009