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Happiness Hangover

The crappy depressed feeling that comes after a time of great happiness. Like a hangover from alcohol, minus the alcohol.
Ryan: What's the matter? You seem a little down.

John: Yeah I just have a happiness hangover.

Ryan: Man I'm sorry, those are the worst!
by Noodle Legs November 25, 2011
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hangover wank

the act of masturbation to over come the ill effects of hangover.
wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!
by jimmykay47 November 22, 2011
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Hangover Paint

Hangover Paint (noun) a bowel movement which happens after a night of extremely heavy drinking which may or may not have included a poor dinner choice.

The act of passing the movement often feels much like a levee breaking and flooding a Ukrainian town with toxic red sludge.

The viscosity of the movement varies depending on the drinking of the night before, but usually involves a hard "plug" of matter followed by a anal waterfall of muddy post-digested muddy chunks of frozen pizza, pizza bites, hot-pockets and other late night snacks.

This process happens explosively and instantaneously, causing caustic splattering of the toilet bowl and turning the water into a bubbling cauldron of acrid bodily waste. Unless the room is properly ventilated with a ceiling shower vent, two windows, ceiling fan and a door open, the bathroom containing the bodily oil spill will be uninhabitable.

This type of bowel movement occurs frequently after a night of heavy drinking therefore commonly during a hangover.
The color of the deposit is consistent with that of mixing all the paints in home depot, thus the paint.

Hangover paint cannot be washed off the bowl by repeated flushing and requires toilet cleaning or replacement.
You wouldn't believe the hangover paint i just laid down in the bathroom, your going to have to hold your breath while you take that shower.
by Belair86 January 19, 2011
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Nerd Hangover

A situation where one falls asleep in the AM leaving open a browser window composed of dozens of tabs containing interesting intellectual stuff, philosophy, art, linguistics...take your pick.`
Couldn't stay up any longer. When I awoke, my computer greeted me with a Wikipedia page called 'List of bridges in Slovenia', followed by a tab showing thirty-seven alternative covers for 'Alice in Wonderland'. Of all the many tabs I had left open for myself, only one was left on Facebook. Man, I do not want to have to go through all this stuff, I have such a Nerd Hangover right now...
by RoninRogue October 30, 2013
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Wedding Hangover

Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.

Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.
"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"
by Studio222 Photography December 15, 2008
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Workout Hangover

The feeling of complete bodily soreness the day after working out. Typically characterized by dreading getting out of bed, evading steps, avoiding heavy objects that need lifting, refraining from raising your arms above your head, telling people not to touch you, and a general lack of movement.
I got my butt kicked during my workout last night, and now I have a workout hangover. Please don't touch me.

Man, I could not get out of bed this morning. I was so sore from lifting and had a major workout hangover.

Person 1: I'm taking the elevator today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I did squats yesterday, and I've got a workout hangover today.
Person 2: I completely understand. I won't touch you.
by jdavis5787 October 5, 2011
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TV Show Hangover

When you've watched all episodes of a TV show and/or the show ends and you don't have anything else to do and you feel like your life has no meaning anymore and you just feel lost and don't even know what is happening around you anymore.
She/He:"The show is over. I don't know how it happened. Don't know why anything that's happening is happening. I think i'm having a TV Show Hangover"
Friend:"It's okay. Doesn't matter"
She/He:"Of course it does :O"
by greenplantsareawesome July 22, 2013
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