one handing it

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating

eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag

by horny bastard October 16, 2005

Granny Handing

Cumming on your hand, waiting for your hand to dry then working that crusty shit again for ultimate friction.

OR

Swimming for long enough for your hand to become wrinkly, then jerking someone off with your pruney fingers.

def. 1.
DUDE 1: hey dude shake my hand!
DUDE 2: ergh! your hands are crustier than kingsmill! you been granny handing?!

by Los Hombres, Dos August 5, 2010

Granny Handing

When your fingering a girl for so long that your fingers get pruned and wrinkled.

“Hey why yo hands look like that”,
“Oh I’ve been granny handing my girl”

by BearWithGun September 9, 2019

Just handing it back

A reply phrase to Just putting it out here or Just placing it out there that signifies disinterest or displeasure in the suggestion. Usually used when the original suggestion or statement was so unhelpful or absurd as to warrant immediate dismissal..

Person 1: "Just putting it out there by pol pot had the right idea..."
Person 2: "Just handing it back"

by LemonySnickets January 17, 2017

Handing out naps

When someone beats another person to the point of unconsciousness, usually in reference to a fist fight such as those seen in viral videos

Did you see the video of that old man who got harassed by some punk teenagers? He got fed up and started handing out naps.

by IntellectualRapist November 16, 2016

hansingoworagayningery

pompoms

i am going to decorate something with hansingoworagayningery

by kairene and zara April 16, 2022

handing

Handing; The act of touching ones self with a prosthetic hand.

"did you hear someone was caught handing them self in the bathroom"

by CrimsonIce May 20, 2016