East Haddam, CT

The fourth Largest town in Connecticut (land-wise), nestled in the Connecticut River Valley. It has a population of roughly 8000, and is made up of East Haddam, Moodus, Hadlyme, Millington and Lake Hayward. It is about 20 minutes from anything and is home to a subpar school system that seldom gives back to the community in way of facility use. Within, there is the Gristmill Market and a 7-11 which is either inhabited by pale students who think they're ghetto, or students in their brand new pick up trucks that think they're hicks. There are no stop lights, only two blinking red lights to indicate a stop sign at a four way intersection, and the town is generally not allowed to open any sort of chain or franchise because it is categorized as a historical town.
Made famous by Fox Hopyard golf course, the historical Goodspeed Opera House and the multi-championship winning high school softball team (accredited to the fact that there are hardly any other sports to play in the Nathan Hale-Ray school system), East Haddam has a small tourist population mostly consisting of the elderly in the summer time. There is a bad teen alcohol, teen drug use, and teen un-safe sex problem in East Haddam that most parents tend to ignore or enable, often times accredited to the fact that East Haddam is boring. The Goodspeed Opera House has hosted a few famous people (James Vanderbeek, Julie Andrews) and actor Michael McKean has been said to live in town at one point.

Did you play football in high school?
No...I went to school in East Haddam, CT

Can we have a pizza delivered?
No way! This is East Haddam, CT

by cow boy booty March 4, 2011

Hondamentalist

A person, or people in a family, who only own cars made by Honda, and reject even the thought of owning anything else. Their devotion to these cars is nothing short of fanatical.

Since they moved into the house next door ten years ago, Dave and Sally have owned a Prelude, a Civic and an Odyssey, and they currently own a CR-V and a Fit. They are truly Hondamentalists.

by Lagavulin July 1, 2009

handatude

When some one is getting mad and giving attitude with there hands.

That poor guy is getting handatude from his girl. He must have done something bad

by always&forever18 December 14, 2010

handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

by Sommersby May 13, 2017

Teruteru Hanamura

If someone is an adorable smol bean, they must be Teruteru Hanamura.

She was literally Teruteru Hanamura. Perfection.

by TeruteruIsSmol January 5, 2019

Handyman Whore

A single woman that only dates and has sex with a bachelor until he completes all of her home and or auto repairs.

Helen suddenly stopped dating Paul after he fixed her front porch and garage door, so he called her a Handyman Whore.

by Poofers February 16, 2006

handminton

Game popularised amongst poorer communites similar to badminton. Played with a hand instead of a racket. The same rules apply as to badminton, with the exception that the shuttlecock is hit by the palm of the hand. Generally accepted as requiring greater skill, speed and agility than that of badminton.

Timmy burst the shuttlecock out of it with the power of his mutated larger left hand. His opponent leaped to the air to return the serve but missed and fell to the ground. Observers commented that it was the best game of handminton they had seen in years.

by puddleglum June 12, 2009