Haydocking

Like Spacedocking... but on a farm

Did you see those Bulls Haydocking?
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by George VI March 30, 2011

Hammocking

The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.

My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend.

by Dcoates80 June 14, 2018

Hammocking

A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.

So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight.

by Nostromo2 December 2, 2011

Hammocking

The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.

man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?”

man #2: “No, what’d he do?”
man #1: “He totally was hammocking with his girlfriend!”
man #2: “No way! That’s sick!”

by Johnny Asswipe IV September 23, 2022

hammocking

The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.

I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.

by Dr. Can Do November 9, 2009

Haddocking

To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.

His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.

by Gunnlove July 14, 2010

Hammocking

Used to describe the activity of laying in a hammock either alone or with others. Usually used in the format of a question more so than a statement.

Would you like to go hammocking? Or Nathan and Jessica went hammocking in the park the other day.

by LifeOfN8 August 9, 2019