hampster

a cunt's way of spelling hamster.

what sound do hampster's make?
theysayfuckyou.

by hardxcunt July 12, 2006

hampster

Grew up a hippie, and is now a gangster.

A gun carrying mofo thats eats tofu.

Acts like a gangster but is a hippie inside.

Likes the grateful dead and dead prez.

All about anarchy and anger but inside, nothin but peace and love.

Hangs out with criminals, but she grew up with a bunch of long hair hippies. That bitch is straight hampster style.

That hampster boy over there actin all hard when he don't even eat meat.

by moodyEvil beaatch October 22, 2009

hampstered

when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"

Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.

by oOoAprilLeeoOo February 26, 2009

hampster

How a pathetic cringing little milksop would spell the word hamster.

{Betty}: Hey Chris, did you cat eat another hampster?
{Chris}: You stupid cunt!!! It's H-A-M-S-T-E-R!!! No fucking "P"!!!

by Telephony January 15, 2021

hampster

A hipster from the Hamptons

As if that hampster dont have dough...that white belt is so Gucci!

by flamingbeads October 27, 2005

hampster

How you spell "Hampter"... not "Hamster"

Let's pester the hampsters

by Karen February 12, 2005

hampster

bad mofo

furry little tree climer who dabbles in illegal activities

by infoH January 9, 2004