Hamlette

It's that thing where you're at a diner and you just can't decide if you want a ham sandwich or an omelette.

"I doth like both eggs and ham,
But which to choose? Hamlette I am!"

by jcat12 May 28, 2013

hamette

Female version of a Ham. A female that is a pushover at any time for the sake of good attention which results in getting that attention and usually a good laugh.

My dog Stormy Sue is such a hamette. She will literally cozy up to anyone on the couch and lay her head on your shoulder.

Daisy Mae was a great hamette in her time by sitting on the kitchen chair next to you and giving her paw so that you would scratch her belly and would continue to do so until she was satisfied

by luvmydogz January 22, 2010