The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."
by Esoteric Hammondist February 07, 2022
a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."
"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"
by Afrodesiak October 11, 2017
by Drunk Stig May 20, 2018
by Nabroleon April 15, 2017
the country side of halifax, where babys become men by learning how to ride dirt bikes and four wheelers at the young age of fetus, and a couple years down the road they become potheads and alcoholics. like a dude wearing black airforces, these people are no-one to piss off as you'll probably get your ass kicked.
by fuckingmint69 August 28, 2019
The short guy on BBC Top Gear who is most famous for nearly killing himself by crashing a 300mph jet car in 2006, the latest in several "life threatening" situations he has been put in - including being struck by lightning and "drowned" in a car.
The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"
Is commonly known as "Hamster"
Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damage by playing with Lego
Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"
The short one with the mullet, and the guy who loves blowing up caravans. Also hosted "Brainiac - Science abuse"
Is commonly known as "Hamster"
Rediscovered his motor abilities after brain damage by playing with Lego
Also apparently has "not had his teeth done"
by RayzorSharp October 19, 2007