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hammock

pronounced: "ham-mick"
(noun)

A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.

Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."

WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*
I laid in the hammock. It was nice.
by Nuclear Tank Factory June 1, 2009
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well thats a load of fucking hammock
by ashley stephenson March 4, 2004
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A beard that goes from sideburn to sideburn by passing underneath the chin, thus creating a comfortable hammock for the face to rest on. Any mustache, chin, or other facial hair not included in the hammock automatically disqualifies the beard as being a hammock.

Not to be confused with the chinstrap, which has hair on the chin appearing as to grasp it like a chinstrap.
Guy 1: "Hey, that guy's face looks comfortable"
Guy 2: "It's because of his hammock"
by JellyInjector November 5, 2012
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Slang for a hamburger with tomatoes, cheese, pickles and onions.
I would like a double hammock, please.
by AllStudyNoExam September 1, 2019
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An object useful for carrying bananas, humans, dogs, hobos, and many more strange objects...
I put my banana in a hammock for safe keeping
by HoboHam April 15, 2020
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Hammock is a modern form of a compliment; usually to compliment an appealing women but not just for her looks but her outstanding brilliance and cleverness.
She’s a real hammock-
You fools, how could you not forgive me- I am beautiful.”
by I love luffy January 16, 2022
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hammock back

When the pattern of a hammock is indented into your back.
I passed out on the hammock for 12 hours and had a bad case of hammock back when I awoke.
by Mitch G. August 15, 2006
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