HamSlam

A hamslam is less formal then flipping the bird.One must take his bare butt cheeks, and rub in a circle on the window torwd the enemy car.

I just had my friend hamslam that bitch that cut us off

by Chubmaster October 7, 2016

Hamslammer

One who excels at competition, crushing their opponents in a style that is known as a Hamslamming.

Did you see Johnny destroy Chris in the motorcycle race?

Yea he's a real Hamslammer

by RighteousJerry May 12, 2016

Hamglaze

Synonym of 'homie' or ' homeslice' but for badass motherfuckers.

This here is my hamglaze, from back in the hood.

by Swampshark October 21, 2008

Ham glam glory

To masturbate using a slice of ham

I go through about 56 packets of ham a week with them ham glam glorys

by diagonalwilly December 30, 2014

Hamgamer17

Known for enormous genitalia

Person 1: Wassup man! You seem to be a Hamgamer17 not gonna lie!
Person 2: Thanks jit, you too

by Pahooga17 January 3, 2022

Hamslamming

Chasing after very obese sex partners, usualling on the sly or through social media ie. Riding the lardassed waves. Not applicable to livestock.

My Uncle Jerry has been hamslamming the superfat sister of yours.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

hamalamamoo

A chicken cow, usually found up you know where

Bro look! It's a Hamalamamoo!

by Heeeeeeyyyy May 9, 2019