hamglam

when you totally want some ham but it's like totally far away and you are too glamorous to get it yourself so you have to ask soemone else to get it but they say no and tell you to do it

Duuuude i totally had a hamglam last night

Really? sucks to be you broo. I batted yesterday

by Mad______________________GUy February 11, 2009

Hamglam

Someone who adopts the ham aesthetic but glams it up and makes it their own.

“Kate’s so hamglam”, Yana said.

by user876 January 14, 2019

hamslammer

one who is homosexual

everyone knows that Clay Aiken is a TOTAL hamslammer

by ZBT Shadow June 15, 2008

Hamgamer

A very short person and has a bowl cut. Also known as a felsic person

That hamgamer is getting on my nerv.

by The real pahooga January 4, 2022

HamSlam

when a man

slaps his dick on a

woman genitals

Hey babe wanna HamSlam

by errffdf January 19, 2017

Hamslammer

Man or woman who pursues very obese (+ 100#) people for sex, often on social media

He's a hamslammer from way on back, the fatter the better.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

hamalam

someone who is seen as a role model, and is well respected by everyone.

my maths teacher is such a hamalam

by phonomonal May 27, 2023