homerism

What sports announcers have nowadays. Hawk Harrelson, for example. Dude is just a cheerleader instead of an actual broadcaster.

Duane Kuiper, a broadcaster for the Giants, shows that he sucks at this job because of his homerism.

by UnderPressure September 20, 2006

Counter Haterism

The opposite of being a hater, it's bringing hate to the haters. If someone is hatin' on you or your swag because they're fake or jealous. Just send them some counter haterisms their way you know you're real don't let anyone tell you different.

Bitch 1: Why you wearin' that jersey?
Bitch 2: Yeah you always be wearin' a jersey all the time don't you wear regular clothes or something and take those Foams off you can't rock those!
Me: Bitch please at least I can afford the shit I wear on a credit card and still have money left over to take my girl out while you're payin' for shit with a credit card and can't even afford to pay it back. I don't want to hear it.

That's Counter Haterism.

by DRose1 January 12, 2012

Homerism

A mispronounced word or common phrase used by Homer Simpson, quickly becoming staples of Americana.

Channel-mu’changer = TV Remote

Mmmmmm Beer.

by JohnnySix January 27, 2003

Hanerism

Removing the sense of reality from events and memories and replacing them with fantastical scenarios. Usually followed by the sufferer desperately trying to convince the nearest person of this warped version of reality. First recorded sufferer cannot be named but was known to some as a Japanese flower girl.

"no chris! They played with lollypops and gumdrops in the first world war... Stop trying to twist things!"

"no hans...that's another hanerism -.-"

by Cristobell May 1, 2009

hamersma

Someone who is really good. A wise 6 foot 5 man from Minnesota who knows many languages and enjoys bodies of water.

Hamersma is so rad!

by Roberto millard March 5, 2022

Homerism

Homerism is a religion that portrays the cartoon character Homer Simpson and his family as humanity's only hope for salvation into heaven. Basically the ultimate messiah.

More can be read here:
docs.google.com/document/d/1IWGzRD9zpZH1J8f5KvaRU0Yz8VTLjRafuRSQ1LF4E6A/edit?usp=sharing

"I believe Homerism is the true religion, and everyone should convert."

by TechnoBros January 30, 2023

Hanmerism

Hanmerism, a unique variation on the mixed economy, encompasses an economic system wherein the state oversees the majority of employment and production methods, while permitting small-scale enterprises under stringent regulations. This philosophy asserts that private corporations should operate with public welfare and advancement in mind, rather than solely driven by the pursuit of financial gain. Advocates of hanmerism endorse modest ownership of private property, such as households acquiring residences from the state.

Person 1: I hate big corporations but I also think they're needed for innovation.
Person 2: You might support hanmerism then.

by imakedefsiguess August 17, 2024