Haputa

A common misspelling and alteration of the hebrew word "HAMUDA" which translates to "Cute" (in referance to a woman)

Maayan Winter is my haputa, i love her sooo much!

by Latif Havik Naim March 23, 2008

halotard

Similar to Narutard and Bleachtard except that the person is a extreme fan of the Halo game series.

Stop playing Halo and get a life, you halotard.

by Brett Sun March 13, 2008

Halitarsis

The quiet exhaling of smelly pungent air from the rear end.

Husband: Are you farting in bed?
Wife: No... just breathing out through my bum
Husband: Well, in that case you've got halitarsis!

by IanDC78 August 20, 2013

halitasses

When you have chronic stink ass. Constant skid marks.

Randy her ass smells bad. Think she has Halitasses

by Juicy guy November 7, 2022

Halftard

Half of a tard... an example of how to use *tard. (i.e. fukktard, muntard, boostard, avantard etc.)

Yo VonMetz, you is a fuggin halftard (insert *tard)

by Pi_Rate March 2, 2009

Halftard

Noun; One who is neither mentally challenged or fully to par with an average human being. Not quite an excuse to be retarded, but definitely not human

The guy who ate my cheeseburger is a halftard.
Shirley, are you sure your dog isn't a halftard?

by AdamDeficitDisorder April 25, 2012

halftail

A small cocktail - often drunk when you don't want to admit that you want to keep drinking, but really want to keep drinking. Like a nightcap, but less classy.

I'm done drinking tonight! Oh, what the hell...I'll just have a halftail.

by Mixmaster W September 20, 2018