Team Van Helsing

The answer someone who hates the Twilight series gives when asked if they are Team Edward or Team Jacob, because Van Helsing kills both werewolves and vampires.

Twilighter: "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"

Not Twilighter: "Neither. I'm Team Van Helsing!"

by mcdoug July 13, 2010

Haslingden High School

A school located in the Rossendale Valley. It is popular for its high exam results and its Sixth Form. The Rules of the Sixth Form are utter bullshit and protests are being organised.

Boy 1: I go to Haslingden High School! :D

Boy 2: Faggot...

by RobbyW June 30, 2009

Helsinger

bad ass mother fucker, usually associated with beards. when one is spotted in a bar or other public area, proceed with caution. Helsingers are often very territorial and can strike without warning.

"Is that a helsinger?"

"yes! lets get the fuck out of here!!"

by joeburgmanthethird January 11, 2010

Hallsing it up

A term used for when one has a sore throat, and ingests Halls to make them feel better.

In preperation for my solo in choir today, ive been hallsing it up non stop.

by geniussinger November 29, 2010

Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.

Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.

by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023

Haslingden

Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with nonces, drug dealers and drugies and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.

Jack "Haslingden is shit"
Mat "you're right"

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentleman's sporting gloves.

Dear Strong Bad stop
How do you manage the telegramophone whilst wearing gentleman's sporting gloves? stop

Signed,
Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

by AngryDan July 9, 2003