helping a buddy out

This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.

A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?

B: No problem, Bro.

A: You want me to do you?

B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.

by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016

Halping

Halping is non-helpful helping. Derived from a childlike mispronounciation of "helping", halping can be committed by people of all ages, and refers originally to the cheerful non-help provided by children attempting ordinary chores or tasks for the first time.

Halping has since been expanded to refer to any behavior performed with the intention of aiding someone but which instead results in more work or a negative emotional response, often cheerfully not realizing that they are not helping.

"You know, like when your three year old is “halping” you make dinner and it just means that you have to do twice as much work and then give them a bath? Like that. Only less cute."

by BillyBillyBillyBillyBilly December 19, 2011

The Center of Our Happiness

In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?

In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.

by Monkey's Dad December 14, 2022

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

Harping

To rag on. To make fun of. To get on someones case.

Joe "Billy you are an idiot I cant believe you did that"
Billy " Quit harping on me man"

by jbabz October 7, 2009

Cyanide and Happiness

A daily web comic found on the website explosm.com. The comic writers are 4 comic artists named Rob, Kris, Dave, and Matt. Each artist has his own sense of humor; like Rob and Dave's comics having a genuine sense of humor, while Matt's tend to focus around AIDS and sex, and Kris's comics are usually about someone dying or missing limbs. The web comic also has a dozen or so animated shorts.

guy 1: Man, Cyanide and Happiness is a great web comic!
guy 2: Hey, I've never heard of it.
guy 1: You should check it out sometime. It's really funny.
guy 2: Ok I will.

by dtrix May 10, 2010

Hoops of happiness

A state of happiness or glee in which you jump through imaginary, enlarged hula hoops suspended in the air.

When I finally found the title to an old video game that I enjoyed during my early youth I couldn't help jumping through hoops of happiness!

by Beestelijkheden42 January 1, 2012