halloweenies

empty penises

why can't goblins get witches pregant?
they have halloweenies.

by dick November 3, 2003

Halloweenie

The genitalia of a male skeleton (females have a hallowenus). Although many will argue that this is impossible for a skeleton to have a hallowenie as a weenie “does not have bones”, this is obviously a lie created by the government.

Spooky girl A: “OMG did you see Jeff’s Halloweenie? It is sooooo big!”
Spooky girl B: “IKR, that guy is so hot”

by Mr_PP October 30, 2019

habloweenie

When you get oral sex on halloween from someone in a costume.

I was going to a halloween party and I met this lady who gave me some habloweenie

by Joseph Philiposian November 28, 2007

Halloweenie

Someone who breaks up with their significant other on Halloween so as to avoid the holiday season and its attendant familial obligations and gift giving.

"Look, I just don't think this is going anywhere and I really don't want to suffer through Thanksgiving with your family nor do I want to waste $100 on a present for you. Sorry to be such a Halloweenie." ~ what I wanted to tell my last boyfriend

by Aliemira January 1, 2009

Halloweenie

the awkward boners most guys get on halloween because of all the slutty hoes

That hoe dressed like Oprah is given me the weirdest halloweenie i've ever had.

by Tlogz October 31, 2014

Halloweenie

someone who has a very ugly face. That person likes to wear shorts and a hat all the time.

A good example of a Halloweenie is a person named Carl Hoopingarner.

by Rainbow562 February 2, 2018

Halloweenie

When a guy puts a costume on his penis for halloween

Dude, check out my sweet Dracula halloweenie!

by bigbarbie86 April 16, 2015