Half Pint

A person so pathetic he can only consume a half pint of beer.

Yo Half Pint, stop baby sittin' it!

by JT November 11, 2003

Half pint

A person who is easy to get into bed, what sometimes is referred to as a cheap date.

It only took a half pint to get them to bed

by Anotherday April 26, 2024

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025

Half Blood Prints

Notes, highlighting, or underlining from a past reader that is found in a library book or a used textbook and helps the current reader. Like the helpful notes Harry Potter finds in his Potions textbook in the sixth book/movie.

"Man, taking notes last night took forever!"

"Not for me. I got some half blood prints up in this copy of Grapes of Wrath. Everything I needed was already highlighted."

by Watershipstem of a Down July 23, 2012

halfpint

A very small person. Half a pint. Tiny ectect.

'Did you see her? She's a halfpint.'
'AHAHAHA.'

by Non-Halfpint :3 June 25, 2009

Halfpint

A nickname for someone who is 3 inches shorter than you, which is roughly half a pint of ice cream.

"Hey, how goes it Halfpint?"
"Awesome. It goes awesome."

by thatcheergirl April 23, 2020

halfpint piss

when you enter a bathroom to find that the adult sized urinal is being used by a child, who is in turn forcing you to use a the child sized urinal, which would fit the little bastard much better than it fits you.

There was a fucking kid in there who forced me to take a Halfpint piss

by SuperGuruStyle June 29, 2010