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Haka Bullshit

The act of forcing your own culture unto another person(s) culture.
Also used as an utterance in reference to unpleasantly incessant use of culture as a means of virtue signalling.
Not to be confused with a Haka Solid or a Haka Greatness
Troy: Check out my new boil-up t-shirt. It's awesome, right?
Josh: Get the fuck out of here with that Haka Bullshit, boi.
by Almuemadan August 3, 2018
mugGet the Haka Bullshitmug.

Estuary Haka

The act of standing with arms aloft, in a confrontational manner, shouting "Come on then, Let's av it, Do you want some". The estuary haka is often done from the relative safety of behind a police cordon.
There is nothing quite as funny as the hate contorted face of a 19 year old, standing on a plastic seat ,doing an estuary haka at the opposition fans separated by nothing other than a wall, a 30 yard dmz, another wall, 300 stewards, 200 riot police and all the other supporters who are standing in front of him.

(from a post by surfaceagentX2zero)
by heppers August 27, 2009
mugGet the Estuary Hakamug.

Haka Hee'

-Short for "Half-Cab Heel" which is a trick performed in skateboarding.
After landing the half-cab heel, Steven yells out in excitement,"Haka Hee' Fuu!" while everyone laughs at his funny way of saying it.
by Carlos Nolguen February 25, 2008
mugGet the Haka Hee'mug.

aussie haka

The act of slapping ones pockets in an attempt to find ones keys and wallet.
Bro, I can't find my keys, do you know where they are?
Mate, you don't the Aussie haka? they might be in ya pockets.
by lostnz88 December 19, 2018
mugGet the aussie hakamug.

wallet haka

The moves you make when you realise your wallet is not in your back pocket, and not in your front pocket, or not in the pocket in your jacket. You'll normally tap each pocket with one hand, maybe two, as if to double check.
Rod went to pay for his morning coffee, and on discovering his wallet wasn't in his back pocket as it usually is, carried out a wallet haka before realising he didn't have it on him!
by haka dancer January 14, 2008
mugGet the wallet hakamug.

shit haka

The act of forcing anal excretion whilst ensuring oneself is in a squatted position over the intended target and replicating the famous 'war-dance' of the Maori tribes of New Zealand. The shit haka can also be used to 'crimp-off' at the end of an excretive episode.
That crap took me ages, I spent at least ten minutes doing the shit haka in there!
by Shit haka January 12, 2009
mugGet the shit hakamug.

Hooka-hakas

That girl has big hooka-hakas.
by Anonymous983938938572389 December 20, 2004
mugGet the Hooka-hakasmug.

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