Hair Cock 

A bulge in a females bathing suit or underwear formed because of absurd amounts of pubic hair.

"I went to the beach and realized that my girlfriend had a giant hair cock."

Hair Cock by tag-nut March 21, 2009

hairy cockroach 

When hair drys around the tub drain when thrown against a wall it looks like a "hairy cockroach". Thus creating a hairy cockroach. Elliot --

Ugggh look at that hairy cockroach!

hairy cockroach by sinfully.sweet2011 September 30, 2014

Hairy Cocktail 

When a male/female drink a mixture of a hobo's piss and shavings of the black of his asshole with two shots of Brandy. This is part of the shame shot's series.

Felix: "I can't believe I lost that bet"
Riley: "I told you she had herpes, well drink that hairy cocktail now!"
Felix: "WHERE DID YOU GET HOBO PISS FROM?"

Hairy Cocktail by EdinieDePoPo June 20, 2011

Hairy Cocksaddle 

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

Hairy Cocksaddle by William TJax January 15, 2022

cock hair 

a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.

Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.

OR

Can you move it my way a cock hair.

cock hair by Boys of Menom April 2, 2012

Harry Styles' Cock 

Harry Styles has a cock. No, not that little pathetic fucking thing you call a “penis”. No, I’m talking about a meat sword. I’m talking about the pussy obstructor. I’m talking about the sausage-like devil. I’m talking about his big fat throbbing long cock. It drags on the floor.

Horny police: You can't-
I : Harry Styles has a cock. No, not that little pathetic fucking thing you call a “penis”. No, I’m talking about a meat sword. I’m talking about the pussy obstructor. I’m talking about the sausage-like devil. I’m talking about his big fat throbbing long cock. It drags on the floor. The true definition of Harry Styles' cock

Harry Styles' Cock by toxicharrie420 September 4, 2020

cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.

Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.

cock hair tumble weed by Karen wise March 7, 2019