Hairy potter 

A sexual action;

Background/criteria: woman must be wearing glasses

Punch the bitch in the face and break her glasses, start waving your wand around, and just when your about to blow all over her face shout “oculus reparo” and it will fix her glasses.

Precautions: try not to break the lenses, semen is not good for the eyes.

I hairy pottered the libraian FTW

Hairy potter by Millsthrills May 3, 2008

Hairy Potter 

As you may know of Daniel Radcliffe's upcoming play Equus. Looks like he's got a Hairy situation!

Someone suggested that Hairy Potter should shave!

Hairy Potter by KC<3 February 6, 2007

the Harry Potter series 

Better than Twilight.

Person 1: You know, a lot of people have likened the emerging Twilight series to the glory of the Harry Potter series.

Person 2: It's time for the rapture.

the Harry Potter series by patronus July 17, 2011

Harry Potter vs. Twilight 

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

Harry Potter vs. Twilight by Heaven Ximena April 11, 2015

Harry Potter 

The only reason I have not yet gone insane.

Person: You like Harry Potter?

Me: Always.

If you have read/watched these, you will know what I mean.

Harry Potter by accio-always May 13, 2019

Harry Potter 

Harry Potter is a best-selling book series by critically acclaimed author J.K Rowling. Though many view the Harry Potter series as a "children's series", it goes for all ages.

450 million Harry Potter books have been sold worldwide.

Harry Potter by Banana Phancakes April 18, 2016

Harry Potter 

QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST SERIES OF BOOKS OF ALL TIME

Idiot: dude Harry Potter sux
Sensible human: I say, you seem highly uneducated my dear chum.
Idiot: I'm gonna get drunk and drive home with my shot gun

Harry Potter by vincerella January 10, 2016