Hair porn

Ashley Benson's hair, obviously.

"What's «hair porn»?"
"Ashley Benson's hair."
"Oh, yeah, you're right, her hair is flawless."

by itsashbenzo October 19, 2012

hairpooned

The result of obtaining a horrible hairstyle in the online game Maple Story, via the Amoria quest or with an EXP Hair Salon card. With the former, it is not possible to avoid being hairpooned.

Jimmy, with his fine Disheveled hairstyle, went to Amoria, hoping to get a less generic, defined style. To his dismay, he was hairpooned.

by BassChan November 3, 2007

hairhorn

A horn made of hair. Particularly one that appears naturally without putting effort into it's appearance.

My boyfriend is a hairless hairhorn because he has these hairhorns that protrude from his shaved head.

by Basill June 17, 2022

hairless hairhorn

First ever of this unconventional punk hairstyle mixed with wierd, and something only the hairless hairhorn could experience. Hairless, and having hair at the same time. Nobody has the guts to sport the hairless hairhorn as of yet. Be the first to wear a hairless hairhorn. The strangest turn on. Only exceptionally sexy, confident people would even dare to wear a hairless hairhorn do. Sometimes called hairless haircorn. Very rarely will you see an albino hairless haircorn in your lifetime.

I saw the hottest hairhorn. I wish it was an albino hairless hairhorn.
My goal today is to give my boyfriend the coolest, sexiest first of it's kind, hairless hairhorn style.

Keep an eye out for hairhorn porn cumming soon.
Don't be a pussy, wear a hairless hairhorn

by Basill June 1, 2022