When a woman gives a man head and wraps her hair around the base of his penis for additional friction.
by King Louie (likes hairtie BJs) June 5, 2011
Get the Hair tie Blowjob mug.An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
Get the hair tie story mug.when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".
by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019
Get the national shoot a hair tie day mug.the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ
by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023
Get the alaskan hair tie mug.to show you’re available for no strings attached (for fruity people)
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”
worn on the wrist to show other gays that you’re down to have some fun, but nothing serious
for those still cautious, approaching someone wearing one you should say “can i borrow your pink hair tie” to which the response would be “only if i can borrow your hoodie”
girl/guy 1: oh hey, can i borrow your pink hair tie?
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie
girl/guy 2: yeah sure you can, if i can borrow your hoodie
by crazyshy June 16, 2023
Get the pink hair tie mug.When you nut in a hippie girls dreads (or matted hair) then wrap it up into its own hair-tie. It organic!
by A lucid bear November 28, 2023
Get the Hippie hair-tie mug.tiktok slang, euphemism for giving a man oral. the hair tie is used to get hair out of the way while preforming the oral, and the "5 minutes" part is saying how long it will take to preform it.
by johnlennonswaifu April 9, 2026
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