haggis

a small fury amimal that has shorter leghs on one side than the other so it can round scottish hills bag pipes can be used as bait to capture

chase the haggis the other way it'll fall over

by stuiewaddell November 19, 2007

Haggis

A three-legged mammal that lives in the forest. Mainly found in the woodlands of Egypt, New York and Rugby but mainly found in the back gardens of young children. Often associated with the phrase "I can believe!"

"Hey Charlotte! Did you see the haggis today?!"
"I CAN BELIEVE!"

by FLYATTACK! November 15, 2009

Haggie

Haggie is a item who is ginger she is jealous of joggie and carl hates her to shreddles however if your named hagawo you have a long chance at bumming every thing you put in the oven

UGHHH im a haggie😢

by Joggie March 3, 2022

Haggis

Slang: A very old man
Similar to the term "Hag", which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.

Woman: Whoa, did you see that 90-year-old hitting on that girl, she's like... young enough to be his great-granddaughter.
Man: Yeah, Heffy is quite a creep of a haggis.

by MicahMischief April 2, 2012

haggie

An emptied out haggis, resulting in a moist, warm hollowed out sheep stomach.

"I got yer haggie right here bitch!"
-Andrew Gilchrist

by Andrew Gym September 3, 2005

haggis

A Scottish delicacy consisting of a sheep turned inside out (due to M.N.).

I'd like to know what sort of Hannibal Lecter first thought of chopping up a sheep's innards, stuffing them into its own stomach, and serving it up to guests as a dish called haggis.

by J.A. Prufrock November 16, 2006

Haggis

A woman who has been through a full round of the Scottish Army at any point in her life, as referred to by the men involved in said activity.

Guy: Hey, whats up Haggis?
Girl: I hate you.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011