Hufflepuffed

When you outsmoke your dealer, but now you got one puff of the magic grass to huffle.

Harry: Wooooah Ron! You really hufflepuffed Hedwig? I'm hufflin' from just one puff!

Ron: Oh my god Harry, did I?! Blimey! Hedwig pass me some peppermint toads to get sober :(

Hedwig: Whadafak you guys! I'm just an owl B-<

by nomanito January 18, 2017

Haffner

That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.

See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.

by ColdFacts April 23, 2017

greg heffley

He went from being a pimp and getting all the girls in his dream to waking up as a wimp. Then he meets a girl and became a huge simp over her even running around in his underpants. He also told rowley that saying wanna play isn't grown up and cool and that he's supposed to say hang out. Also got called out by baljeet for almost getting the cheese touch.

Rowley: "Hey Greg! Wanna play?
Greg: "Stupid idiot, that's how babies say it you moron. You're supposed to say hang out."
Greg Heffley is the best wimp/simp/pimp

by _tr3yw4y_ September 29, 2020

Manny Heffley

A young baby prone to crying at minimum 18 hours per day, 7 days a week.

shut up and stop crying, you're being a Manny Heffley.

by FonzFondoneFonde September 13, 2021

hufflepuff

One of the four houses at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. HufflePuff aren't as brave as Griffyndor, aren't as cunning as Slytherin, and they are not as smart as Ravenclaw. Though, HufflePuff have the biggest hearts, they'll stand by you and look after you when you're down. People say that HufflePuff's are wimps, but they're not..they are just chilled out. They are always happy, and they get over a situation and start a new. -Word of advice, be mean to a HufflePuff, and you'll regret it forever! They're as sweet as fudge.:')

Girl- I lost my purse:(
Slytherin- HAHA! Should of been more careful!
------------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
Griffyndor- I am busy at the moment. Talk to me later!
--------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
Ravenclaw- I'M READING! Shush.>:l
--------------------------------------------------------------------Girl- I lost my purse:(
HufflePuff- Well, I have an exam tomorrow but I have studied enough, I guess! I'll help you look:') What are friends for?!
Girl- HEY THANKS!:D

by full0fspirits June 25, 2012

Hufflepuff

Although a well known house of Hogwarts, an individual Hufflepuff is a mysterious creature. Nobody is quite sure what it is, exactly, but they are often said be great finders.

1. "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

by Vivian Potter-Nerd July 6, 2009

Hufflepuff Common Room

A word synonymous with the well known and ever feared friend zone. Hufflepuffs are known to be friendly and the only prominent girl Hufflepuff mentioned in Harry Potter is Hannah Abbott and the rest seems to be guys.

Guy 1: So how'd it go?
Guy 2: She said she just wanted to be friends...
Guy 1: Ah tough break. Have fun in the Hufflepuff Common Room.
Guy 2: Hey, Ernie MacMillan is great guy and I love all the plants.
Guy 1: Keep telling yourself that.

by Justin Finch-Fletchley October 10, 2012