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Hanis Polo

A homosexual game based on polo where the objective is to hit the opponents balls with one's stick. In this version the sticks are replaced with penii and the balls testicles. The object is similar to the hand game known as "slaps" where the object is to test your penile reflexes. Typically the winner receives a handjob from the loser. Players start in a resting position of touching the tips of their penises together, and then the game commences - a successful strike of the testicles with one's erect penis against his opponent's balls receives one point. The first to three points wins. No hands can be used during this game.
Brian expertly dodged Matt's tiny penis during a bout of Hanis Polo, and retaliated, scoring one point. Matt sobbed quietly and went to get the lotion.
by Irish Donation July 25, 2008
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Hanishon

Australian slang for “have already” or “have one already”

Pronounced han-ee-shon
“Oi do you want another beer?”

“Nah I hanishon”
by ksjks June 2, 2018
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Girl: Don't we all want hapenis?
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hanishaa

Hanishaa- the girl with a unique name and a unique personality. She is fun and creative and is loved very much. She is the perfect best friend and you love spending time with her. You never get tired of her and she's always bursting with fresh new ideas. We all love hanishaa.
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Hienis

You have a hienis! it's so small....
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Henissed

Multiple actions including but not limited to: getting fucked, getting fucked over, or getting fucked up by Brett Heniss.
I heard Brad Stevenson got henissed and is in a coma now.

Brett henissed me last month...I'm pregnant now.

Jarred Stallard and Brett Heniss are forever henissed until the day they die. Even though they are so fucking sexy.
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Nur Syuhada Hanis

A beautiful and cute girl with glasses.A third child in her family. A confident, honest, good, cheerful and pure hearted girl. She good at hiding something that make people worries. She a quiet person but her voice very loud especially when something unexpected happen. She good at singing. She always looked like nothing to worried but it seem that she worried a lot.
There is one guy falling in love for you because you're Nur Syuhada Hanis.
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