Handel

A male friend who is extremely intelligent and funny. They usually plan to do something to better the world. Liked by many, usually very attractive, & always the life of the party.

Sometimes used for one who accomplishes an awesome feat.

Often confused with Hansel.

Dude, you just pulled a Handel!

by topgun1 February 3, 2010

Kristoffer Handeland

Kristoffer Handeland is the perfect example of a smart, nice, cool and loving guy! He is the symbol of LOVE and AFFECTION. Everyone he meets instantly loves him as a human being. He`s got guns, big guns. ladies love him. His IQ is well over average, and he is a very creativ MAN!

"Wooooooow, that Kristoffer Handeland guy is soooooooo amazzzzzzing. How kan anybody be that perfect! it is something special with that Handeland blood!"
Quote: Every person ever!

"Redd eit tre, et ein bever" vice words from Mr. Handeland himself.

by NotKristofferHandeland123 February 16, 2022

Howie Handel

A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.

John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.

by JustLikeThis March 6, 2011

Haenel

Some random kid idk

Image of him below.

Man look at Haenel what an utter Haenel

by Who'sJoe420 October 10, 2019

Blowjob Handelbars

A hairstyle that can be used as hadelbars when getting a blowjob also called pigtails!

"i used those pigtails as hadelbars last night as she was given me a BJ she had gnarly Blowjob handelbars!"

by thatdudewhoknows March 26, 2010

Adèle Haenel

—is a sensational, flexible, admiring, or should I say, a magnificent French actress whom you've probably seen in the movie "Portrait of a Lady on Fire". She's also a remarkable feminist, The Lord of the Lesbians, always stands her ground, not afraid to express herself, and fidgets a lot (which makes her look even cuter, by the way). Beware of her masculinity. You might die in gayness.

Me: (With rage) "French is a pretty complicated language but I'm doing this for her!"
Friend: "Who?"
Me: "... Adèle Haenel."

by the username ella was taken April 28, 2021

Turn the handel

To come out of the closet.

I think that dude should just turn the handel.

by Kodey Hensel October 6, 2008